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50 Ways to Annoy Edward CullenEdward Cullen. Dont act like you havent heard the name. Just about everyone knows about this amazing, flawless, beautiful, perfect vampire. Or, in Meyer language, the pale white Adonis statue of perfection with smoldering topaz eyes. Who sparkles.50 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
What would you do if you met Edward?
Glomp him? Kiss him? Declare your eternal love for him? Propose on the spot? Like, duhhh, right!? OMG. Hes just SO hot, right? I know. OMG. My hearts going crazy just thinking about it!! OMG hed so hear it if he was here! SO EMBARRASSING! LOL! Im just like Bella!!
So what woul


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10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her Ice Queen behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
7. Claim that being a human aint so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with Whatever, bimbo.
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didnt go to Italy because Rosal


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10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as Nurse. Naughty in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him Doctor. Dreamy
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher o


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1. Leap out in front of him and say "You smell weird."
2. Call him a stalker every time you see him for chasing after Bella.
3. Give him a dog with a name tag saying 'James Junior' and shout " He can help you tracing Bella!"
4. Give him a fortune cookie of wich the text is saying " Keep away from mirrors " and keep whining util he opens it.
5. When a silence falls point your finger at him and shout: " I know why Edward doesn't like you! You're strawberry blond!"
6. Ask him if he secretly is James Potter. And if
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Booya Grandma
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i'm a happy little vampire...WHY DON'T I SPARKLE
but i'm a ninja now
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i'm a happy little vampire...WHY DON'T I SPARKLE
but i'm a ninja now
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i'm a happy little vampire...WHY DON'T I SPARKLE
but i'm a ninja now
And Twilight, xD
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Damn, Emmett, Could you please be more, Eh, Human and less grizly ?!
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Jacob, Sit dawn, Good dog!
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I can read your future, want to know what it says?
here it is:
You'll be a biiiggg Twillight fan, so join the new moon club!
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i'm a happy little vampire...WHY DON'T I SPARKLE
but i'm a ninja now
like Emmett to, always want to fight, xD
Oo, more cookies, yummie, xD
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Damn, Emmett, Could you please be more, Eh, Human and less grizly ?!
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Jacob, Sit dawn, Good dog!
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I can read your future, want to know what it says?
here it is:
You'll be a biiiggg Twillight fan, so join the new moon club!
i love cookies
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i'm a happy little vampire...WHY DON'T I SPARKLE
but i'm a ninja now
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Damn, Emmett, Could you please be more, Eh, Human and less grizly ?!
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Jacob, Sit dawn, Good dog!
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I can read your future, want to know what it says?
here it is:
You'll be a biiiggg Twillight fan, so join the new moon club!
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